Bluff The Listener. Our panelists read three tales about blind dates, only 1 of which will be real

Bluff The Listener. Our panelists read three tales about blind dates, only 1 of which will be real

SAGAL: two different people meet adorable after fulfilling in a crash. Your last tale of the shocking date that is blind from Maeve Higgins.

MAEVE HIGGINS: Incredible blind date story from Vermont this week, where finding love is hard because only 28 individuals are now living in the whole state. That has been the task faced by Middlebury girl Cecilia Dry (ph) early in the day this current year. Quote, “we knew I didn’t wish to be alone for the many intimate vacation regarding the 12 months, Halloween.”

HIGGINS: She asked her buddy, an area farmer, to create a blind date she met Jack for her, and that is how. Their very first meeting ended up being properly outside. They came across at a pumpkin spot, and additionally they went onto an orchard to select apples. Cecilia ended up being smitten. Quote, “he had been therefore friendly together with his big crooked laugh and those shining eyes. We’d an excellent time.” She did realize that Jack kept apples that are dropping the floor and thought it absolutely was because their hands had been slim and poor. Cecilia reached for their hand and discovered that it is bony and crispy. Looking in her own bag for hand cream, Jack stopped her. Sweetheart, he stated, there is a constant asked me personally my surname. It is O’Lantern.

HIGGINS: The explanation my hands are poor is basically because these are typically twigs. As well as the good explanation my fingers are crispy is really because these are generally leaves. I am not only Jack O’Lantern. I am a jack-o’-lantern.

HIGGINS: The date started at a pumpkin spot for the reason that it’s where Jack was raised and nevertheless lives today. What may seem like a frightening date that is blind some really wound up cheerfully. Cecilia and Jack kept dating also that he would be unemployed on November 1 and that his brain had been scooped out by a child and replaced with a candle after he revealed. Their love keeps appearing the old stating that a good gourd is difficult to find. In reality, they are going to be hitched. Quote, “I’m perhaps maybe not angry that my unique man turned into crafted from sticks having a rotting pumpkin mind because, in all honesty, and that I myself am not just a bride if you look at the shape of my body, you can probably tell. I am a butternut squash.”

SAGAL: All right then. The story of how a woman brought her 23 relatives along on a blind date when the gentleman said he’d pay; from Eugene Cordero, two people who met on the evening that they had met before in a hit-and-run traffic accident; and for Maeve, a charming story of love between gourds that will certainly be a television special by this time next year from Peter Grosz. Which among these may be the genuine tale of an appealing date that is blind based in the news?

HONAKER: I would personally really like I think that’s hilarious for it to be Maeve’s story ’cause. But i do believe i will need to opt for the girl whom brought 20-something loved ones to a date that is first.

SAGAL: All right. You have selected Peter’s tale for the woman whom brought along her whole extensive household for a date that is blind. Well, to create you the right solution, we talked to somebody acquainted with the genuine date.

BELA GANDHI: an initial date should be quick and sweet, perhaps maybe not welcoming 22 of the household members out and running up the $4,000 bill.


SAGAL: That Has Been Bela Gandhi.


SAGAL: she actually is the creator of Smart Dating Academy and a professional on perhaps perhaps perhaps not bringing 23 loved ones on a date that is blind. Congratulations, Marshall. It was got by you appropriate. Peter had been telling the reality. Needless to say, you received point for him. And you also’ve won our reward, the vocals of anybody you might select, which you yourself can bring anywhere you want because we are maybe maybe not planning to spend, either.

HONAKER: Yeah. Many thanks a great deal.

SAGAL: thank you for having fun with us now, and be careful.

HONAKER: Likewise. Be careful.


UNIDENTIFIED SINGER: (performing) Blind date, blind date. I’ll never ever go on a single once more, it is possible to bet. Blind date, blind date. I’d rather play Russian roulette.

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